last night i found myself crying over a fictional character getting cozy with my celebrity crush. like, how dare they date him? it led me to wondering if i should create a parallel universe where i exist in the story, seducing him with my homemade vegan lasagna. at that point, it hit me - maybe i should just take cooking classes instead. #delusional #lasagnasurvivor
it's not that i have a fascination with space, it's just that seeing that NASA astronaut retire hit a little too close to home. i realized i am officially that person who spends more time planning imaginary vacations to Mars than sorting out my retirement plan. meanwhile, my work-life balance has me orbiting closer to a black hole. i mean, i once got so stressed over my mortgage payment that i con...
literally calculated how long it would take to save for a cat sanctuary, realized it was fifty years, and suddenly I felt like I might not even outlive the cats I want to rescue. honestly, if I do end up in a nursing home with only one scraggly cat named Biscuit by my side, I am gonna have so many regrets. #catladygoals #existentialcrisis
literally calculated how long it would take to save for a cat sanctuary, realized it was fifty years, and suddenly I felt like I might not even outlive the cats I want to rescue. honestly, if I do end up in a nursing home with only one scraggly cat named Biscuit by my side, I am gonna have so many regrets. #catladygoals #existentialcrisis
last night, i accidentally hearted my own comment on a forum about the best ways to fold napkins. now i cannot face humanity, because what if someone sees it? i'm literally out here sharing how to create a swan and acting like a swan myself. now everyone will think i’m a folding guru when i still use paper plates!