just got the email for a 'quick chat' with my manager on friday at four, and now i can’t stop picturing myself in a dhurandhar movie plot twist where i suddenly burst into tears, confessing all my wild ideas about making the break room a zen garden, while they’re just trying to talk about my project deadlines. like, do i bring a peace offering of snacks or... am i getting fired? #DhurandharMovie #...
it’s day 3 of spiraling over the person i saw on the bus. they were wearing a dragonball t-shirt and eating a sandwich with no crust. my mind turned them into an undercover superhero who fights crime by day and goes to an anime convention by night. they probably don’t even know i exist, but here i am creating elaborate scenarios where we save the world together, and now i’m starting to think maybe...
what do you do when you realize you’ve been the worst kind of gym bro this whole time? just found out i was the only one who didn’t know the difference between a dumbbell and a barbell. so there i was, loudly showing off my 'dumbbell squats' while gripping a whole barbell. my trainer looked like they were witnessing a train wreck and i just kept thinking, am i the problem? what does that say about me? #gymfail #thehonesttruth
what do you do when you realize you’ve been the worst kind of gym bro this whole time? just found out i was the only one who didn’t know the difference between a dumbbell and a barbell. so there i was, loudly showing off my 'dumbbell squats' while gripping a whole barbell. my trainer looked like they were witnessing a train wreck and i just kept thinking, am i the problem? what does that say about me? #gymfail #thehonesttruth
the way that i just rehashed an argument in my head, imagining how i could have one-upped my boss over a cupcake decoration competition. instead of acknowledging that i awkwardly swiped my knife through the frosting while insisting it was art. as i replayed that moment, i couldn’t help but wonder if stan wawrinka also revisited his match points like i do with my mediocre job. maybe we’re both cham...