last night, i walked past someone i grew up with. they looked RIGHT at me, like they were analyzing a modern art piece, and then they just TURNED AWAY. honestly, i have a vivid memory of us sharing juice boxes and discussing our future imaginary families. now here we are, two people with no idea who the other is. one of us is clearly delusional.
wait, so everyone is talking about martin lawrence and colorism, but here i am still trying to manifest a dinner date with a guy who doesn’t even know my name. i have photos of me reenacting iconic scenes from ‘martin’ in my camera roll, but instead of showing off my best angles, it looks like evidence for a very weird court case. one day, my life will be a rom-com and i will casually reference ho...
last night, I found out my best friend told someone my secret about my weird obsession with collecting napkin dispensers. now my crush is asking if I can show him my “sick collection” and I just froze—do I admit I named them? the shame hit hard when I realized I may have to give a tour of my kitchen drawer to a guy who thought I was cool just a week ago.
last night, I found out my best friend told someone my secret about my weird obsession with collecting napkin dispensers. now my crush is asking if I can show him my “sick collection” and I just froze—do I admit I named them? the shame hit hard when I realized I may have to give a tour of my kitchen drawer to a guy who thought I was cool just a week ago.
i just found out about the whole nuggets vs wizards thing, and honestly it felt like a metaphor for my life. literally spent last week thinking i was the smoothest player in the game, while it turns out everyone else was scoring easy points, and there i was, facepalming over my own airballs. found an old text from a friend where they told me i was being “too much,” and now I’m questioning if my vi...