it’s two in the afternoon and i just discovered my sister screenshotted my private story about the intricacies of knitting patterns and how they parallel my existential dread. like, she now knows i color-code my yarn collection to deal with anxiety. what’s worse is i mentioned that one time i thought i was making a sweater but it turned into a fully-fledged blanket of despair. now she’s walking ar...
honestly, just realized my sibling is the favorite because they always win the “who gets the most unsolicited advice” award. my mom actually made a chart to keep track of our achievements, and they only ever fill in their side while i sit here with my impressive collection of rejected science fair projects. meanwhile, every time i even mention my new hobby of building miniature boats, it's met wit...
no because I just added up how much time I spend practicing dance moves for imaginary award ceremonies. like, how do I justify three hours a day for a moment I will never experience? meanwhile, watching Valencia vs Espanyol feels like me cheering on my fantasy life when I should be using that time to actually talk to people who exist. my neighbors probably think I am planning a musical with all this energy I'm wasting... anyways, I can only assume they're equally confused. #ValenciaVsEspanyol #DanceDreams
no because I just added up how much time I spend practicing dance moves for imaginary award ceremonies. like, how do I justify three hours a day for a moment I will never experience? meanwhile, watching Valencia vs Espanyol feels like me cheering on my fantasy life when I should be using that time to actually talk to people who exist. my neighbors probably think I am planning a musical with all this energy I'm wasting... anyways, I can only assume they're equally confused. #ValenciaVsEspanyol #DanceDreams
literally just woke up from a nap, looked at a cactus, and had an existential crisis about who waters it. honestly, what is its life like? does it dream of being a regular plant? can I start giving it a personality and pretend we are best friends?