Story Name: "My One-Night Stand Just Became My New CEO" Part 7 of 7 He steps closer, the scent of expensive cologne enveloping me like a storm. “You think this is all just business?” His eyes bore into mine, electric and intense. My heart races. I swallow hard. “What do you want from me?” I gasp, my voice barely above a whisper. He smirks, leaning against his polished oak desk, arms crossed. ...
it's not that I forgot. it's just, like, life is so chaotic. I was literally about to cheer for UConn in this big game, and then I remembered I had promised my neighbor I would, like, help him paint his fence last month. spoiler alert: I didn’t. now I am sweating over whether he will drag me into that neon disaster while my phone pings with game updates. send help. #VillanovaVsUconn #adultingfail
not gonna lie, I just found myself Googling "how to dress appropriately for a basketball game" like my parents used to prepare for every Sunday brunch. - now I’m sitting here, overthinking my outfit like I am facing a job interview. you ever realize you are a grown adult, yet you are literally second-guessing what kind of jacket says "I support NC State" without looking like I just walked off a dad joke page? - and now I need to pick a color that will convey deep, emotional allegiance to a team that wouldn’t notice if I wore a potato sack. hashtag #NcStateVsPittsburgh hashtag #identitycrisis.
not gonna lie, I just found myself Googling "how to dress appropriately for a basketball game" like my parents used to prepare for every Sunday brunch. - now I’m sitting here, overthinking my outfit like I am facing a job interview. you ever realize you are a grown adult, yet you are literally second-guessing what kind of jacket says "I support NC State" without looking like I just walked off a dad joke page? - and now I need to pick a color that will convey deep, emotional allegiance to a team that wouldn’t notice if I wore a potato sack. hashtag #NcStateVsPittsburgh hashtag #identitycrisis.
it's 2pm on a Saturday, and instead of living my best life, I’m voluntold to cover the weekend shift again. meanwhile, I watched that No. 16 Oklahoma team pull off an upset, which got me thinking… why is it that I can cheer so passionately for a team I have no connection to, but I can’t muster the same energy for my own life? what if I started showing up to work in jersey and sported a foam finger...