no because i literally moved to a new city for this guy and he ghosted me three months later. like, why didn’t he at least break up in person? now i’m over here ordering takeout like it’s an Olympic sport, trying to find meaning in jos buttler’s sixes instead of my own LIFE choices. just discovered i own a whole shelf of his favorite snacks while my new neighbors are all perfect couples who probab...
it’s 3 am and i just checked my bank account after the weekend. i’m manifesting a secret inheritance from a long-lost Canadian relative who, fingers crossed, left me a lifetime supply of poutine and maple syrup. if i imagine it hard enough, maybe i won’t have to wake up tomorrow and face that delivery bill for a full week of takeout. #Canada #HypotheticalRiches
honestly, I just found an old planner where I meticulously planned out my life goals and favorite ice cream flavors with someone who moved across the country. I kept adding new entries about our future together, while they probably have no idea they were in an imaginary buddy cop movie with me in the lead role. honestly, I do not know if I should cringe or go for a sequel.
honestly, I just found an old planner where I meticulously planned out my life goals and favorite ice cream flavors with someone who moved across the country. I kept adding new entries about our future together, while they probably have no idea they were in an imaginary buddy cop movie with me in the lead role. honestly, I do not know if I should cringe or go for a sequel.
not gonna lie, I gave my all to my collection of antique paperclips. I organized them by color, size, and age. but when I needed them to hold together my life decisions, they just sat there, judging me silently. now I have a beautifully curated display, but still can't keep a single thought from falling apart.