it’s 3 am and i just checked my bank account after the weekend. i’m manifesting a secret inheritance from a long-lost Canadian relative who, fingers crossed, left me a lifetime supply of poutine and maple syrup. if i imagine it hard enough, maybe i won’t have to wake up tomorrow and face that delivery bill for a full week of takeout. #Canada #HypotheticalRiches
honestly, I just found an old planner where I meticulously planned out my life goals and favorite ice cream flavors with someone who moved across the country. I kept adding new entries about our future together, while they probably have no idea they were in an imaginary buddy cop movie with me in the lead role. honestly, I do not know if I should cringe or go for a sequel.
not gonna lie, I gave my all to my collection of antique paperclips. I organized them by color, size, and age. but when I needed them to hold together my life decisions, they just sat there, judging me silently. now I have a beautifully curated display, but still can't keep a single thought from falling apart.
not gonna lie, I gave my all to my collection of antique paperclips. I organized them by color, size, and age. but when I needed them to hold together my life decisions, they just sat there, judging me silently. now I have a beautifully curated display, but still can't keep a single thought from falling apart.
wait, just got my screen time report. i spent 23 hours watching videos of obscure insects for no reason. you know it’s bad when you can identify at least seven species based on their mating rituals. now i’m considering starting a blog about them. like, who even AM i?