ever try to bail on plans because you just can’t face being broke around friends who are living it up? so, when everyone started talking about the santa clara basketball game, i casually dropped that i had a “family emergency.” funny how my actual family hasn’t asked me to hang out in weeks. i’d much rather watch reruns of nothing than watch people thrive while i’m counting crumbs. at least i know...
literally moved to a new city for someone, packed up my whole life, only for them to ghost me three months later. now i have an apartment filled with plants that are judging me, and i can't tell if they miss the old me or if they're just plotting my demise.
not gonna lie, when I saw everyone hyping up dylan harper like he's the next coming of the basketball messiah, I realized my last breakup was way less exciting. my ex's “just one emoji” reply felt like the emotional equivalent of getting ghosted at a party after showing up in full glam. guess I need to start choosing my audience better. #DylanHarper #relatable
not gonna lie, when I saw everyone hyping up dylan harper like he's the next coming of the basketball messiah, I realized my last breakup was way less exciting. my ex's “just one emoji” reply felt like the emotional equivalent of getting ghosted at a party after showing up in full glam. guess I need to start choosing my audience better. #DylanHarper #relatable
ok but did anyone else get their screen time report and just go, "wait, how did I spend three hours researching ‘how to perfect microwave popcorn’?" like, my grandma is on her fourth divorce, and i’m out here planning an entire cooking revolution for a snack that takes two minutes. by the end of it, i was way more invested in the kernels' backstory than my own life. #unexpectedpriorities #microwav...