the way that NASA is sending people back to the moon literally makes me think about my high school ex who swore he’d change but honestly never did. i forgave him publicly because i wanted to be the bigger person, but deep down, i knew the only thing launching was my patience. it feels like they're going to the moon, while i’m still stuck on earth dealing with someone who can’t even go back to the ...
last night, i discovered my great-grandfather was an international treasure hunter who stole a priceless artifact just for a bet. and here i thought my passion for random trivia was the family's biggest secret. i mean, sure, i might never reach those heights, but at least i now have a great excuse for why my obsession with antique stores borders on the pathological.
the way that jerome powell got replaced feels like when you think your crush is finally into you, and then they just like your photo with an emoji. like, was the whole five-page love letter about inflation and market trends just met with a single heart? how is a heart supposed to express the soul-crushing realization that my finances feel just as unstable as my last Tinder date? maybe i should start drafting letters to the barista who knows my name, instead of pouring my heart into the void. #JeromePowell #TheHeartbreakofEconomics
the way that jerome powell got replaced feels like when you think your crush is finally into you, and then they just like your photo with an emoji. like, was the whole five-page love letter about inflation and market trends just met with a single heart? how is a heart supposed to express the soul-crushing realization that my finances feel just as unstable as my last Tinder date? maybe i should start drafting letters to the barista who knows my name, instead of pouring my heart into the void. #JeromePowell #TheHeartbreakofEconomics
do you ever realize you’ve just been silently supporting your own worst enemy? my toxic coworker got promoted, and now they’re my boss. i found myself wondering if there’s a salary for soul-crushing energy or if it just comes as a bonus in the corporate handbook. honestly, every day i debate whether my spirit animal is a resigned potato or a phil salt—strategic and salty, knowing i can't escape th...