did you ever think you’d be fifty feet deep in the endless ocean of adulthood at thirty, while still having not even completed a single jigsaw puzzle in your life? like honestly, I was at a party last week, and a guy casually said “age is just a number” while I was internally spiraling about my collection of adult snacks still unopened, and I’m pretty sure I might just keep putting off this whole ...
just watched highlights of Illinois State football and realized I quit my stable job for my passion only to be sitting at home contemplating whether my life choices have put me on a similar field of unpredictable plays. now I’m literally just like a kicker—kicking my own dreams and praying they don’t get blocked by reality. #IllinoisStateFootball #lifechoices
not gonna lie, I just found out my ex started dating my friend and everyone knew except me. it’s like when you tune into a game everyone is hyped about, like Mammoth vs. Rangers, only to realize you’re the referee who showed up 20 minutes late. I was busy doing... literally anything else, meanwhile they were scoring all the points I thought I still had on the board. #MammothVsRangers #lifeiswild
not gonna lie, I just found out my ex started dating my friend and everyone knew except me. it’s like when you tune into a game everyone is hyped about, like Mammoth vs. Rangers, only to realize you’re the referee who showed up 20 minutes late. I was busy doing... literally anything else, meanwhile they were scoring all the points I thought I still had on the board. #MammothVsRangers #lifeiswild
I just texted my best friend about how I finally figured out how to fold a fitted sheet. I know, groundbreaking. Now I'm staring at those three dots, feeling like I just launched a space shuttle. Any second now, they’re going to reveal I’m not even allowed to keep my queen-size sheets.