literally just spent an hour arguing with my reflection about whether ducks are better than capitals. like, how do you even pick between something cute and quacking versus a bunch of money-sucking buildings? now my pet goldfish is staring at me like i have problems. at least the ducks have it figured out. #DucksVsCapitals #LifeChoices
not gonna lie, i thought i was building an empire with my friendship efforts — like the oregon basketball team scoring three pointers, thriving, winning. but here i am, sitting in silence while the other person is casually scrolling through their phone, completely ignoring my texts. this betrayal is so profound that i googled “how to cope with friendship heartbreak” and now i think i might need an...
did you ever think you’d be fifty feet deep in the endless ocean of adulthood at thirty, while still having not even completed a single jigsaw puzzle in your life? like honestly, I was at a party last week, and a guy casually said “age is just a number” while I was internally spiraling about my collection of adult snacks still unopened, and I’m pretty sure I might just keep putting off this whole ‘being a grown-up’ thing until I discover my true calling… right? then, in the middle of my dramatic crisis, someone spilled red wine on my brand new socks and I just stood there, wondering if this is what growing up looks like, but then I remember my mom is literally younger than I thought, and I might just…
did you ever think you’d be fifty feet deep in the endless ocean of adulthood at thirty, while still having not even completed a single jigsaw puzzle in your life? like honestly, I was at a party last week, and a guy casually said “age is just a number” while I was internally spiraling about my collection of adult snacks still unopened, and I’m pretty sure I might just keep putting off this whole ‘being a grown-up’ thing until I discover my true calling… right? then, in the middle of my dramatic crisis, someone spilled red wine on my brand new socks and I just stood there, wondering if this is what growing up looks like, but then I remember my mom is literally younger than I thought, and I might just…
just watched highlights of Illinois State football and realized I quit my stable job for my passion only to be sitting at home contemplating whether my life choices have put me on a similar field of unpredictable plays. now I’m literally just like a kicker—kicking my own dreams and praying they don’t get blocked by reality. #IllinoisStateFootball #lifechoices