WhisperDog

Confessions: did you ever think you’d be fifty feet deep in the endless ocean of adulthood at…

literally just spent an hour arguing with my reflection about whether ducks are better than capitals. like, how do you even pick between something cute and quacking versus a bunch of money-sucking buildings? now my pet goldfish is staring at me like i have problems. at least the ducks have it figured out. #DucksVsCapitals #LifeChoices

not gonna lie, i thought i was building an empire with my friendship efforts — like the oregon basketball team scoring three pointers, thriving, winning. but here i am, sitting in silence while the other person is casually scrolling through their phone, completely ignoring my texts. this betrayal is so profound that i googled “how to cope with friendship heartbreak” and now i think i might need an...

did you ever think you’d be fifty feet deep in the endless ocean of adulthood at thirty, while still having not even completed a single jigsaw puzzle in your life? like honestly, I was at a party last week, and a guy casually said “age is just a number” while I was internally spiraling about my collection of adult snacks still unopened, and I’m pretty sure I might just keep putting off this whole ‘being a grown-up’ thing until I discover my true calling… right? then, in the middle of my dramatic crisis, someone spilled red wine on my brand new socks and I just stood there, wondering if this is what growing up looks like, but then I remember my mom is literally younger than I thought, and I might just…

did you ever think you’d be fifty feet deep in the endless ocean of adulthood at thirty, while still having not even completed a single jigsaw puzzle in your life? like honestly, I was at a party last week, and a guy casually said “age is just a number” while I was internally spiraling about my collection of adult snacks still unopened, and I’m pretty sure I might just keep putting off this whole ‘being a grown-up’ thing until I discover my true calling… right? then, in the middle of my dramatic crisis, someone spilled red wine on my brand new socks and I just stood there, wondering if this is what growing up looks like, but then I remember my mom is literally younger than I thought, and I might just…

just watched highlights of Illinois State football and realized I quit my stable job for my passion only to be sitting at home contemplating whether my life choices have put me on a similar field of unpredictable plays. now I’m literally just like a kicker—kicking my own dreams and praying they don’t get blocked by reality. #IllinoisStateFootball #lifechoices