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Thoughts: wait, the last time I checked my bank account I realized I spent two hundred dol…

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wait, the last time I checked my bank account I realized I spent two hundred dollars on a “get to know your inner lizard” workshop and now my future kids are probably going to be named Salazar and Waffles because that was the first thing I thought of after looking at my balance—and who even has a lizard for an inner self?—so I guess that means my only hope for them is that they can at least get good scholarship money if I’m already financially DESTROYED. #decisions #futureparenting

wait, the last time I checked my bank account I realized I spent two hundred dollars on a “get to know your inner lizard” workshop and now my future kids are probably going to be named Salazar and Waffles because that was the first thing I thought of after looking at my balance—and who even has a lizard for an inner self?—so I guess that means my only hope for them is that they can at least get good scholarship money if I’m already financially DESTROYED. #decisions #futureparenting

ever had that moment when your parents show up unannounced, and you’re sitting on the floor surrounded by empty takeout containers like it’s some sort of bizarre modern art installation? yeah, so when they walked in, it was like a horror movie. i’m pretty sure my dad’s jaw unhinged faster than a yawn on a monday morning — and honestly, i kind of wish someone had tackled me like they did ilhan omar...