day 47 of my family knowing about my social media. it all started when they saw a picture of me in a beanie, holding a snack like i’m in a food advertisement. my mom just had to comment on it, saying i need to “stop pretending life is a brand deal.” now i have to explain why my winter vibes are better documented than my actual existence. honestly, if they found my latest winter storm survival phot...
it's not that i care about the real madrid match, it's just that i had an entire fight in my head with a stranger at the bar who probably just wanted a drink. i played it out so perfectly that now i'm actually mad at them. why do i manifest conflicts that will never happen? i swear if they were here right now, i would bring up their appalling taste in sports. #RealMadridMatch #delulu
just realized i trained the new hire who is somehow making more than me. it felt like the twist in meri zindagi hai tu when the sweet friend turns out to be a scheming villain. now i'm just sitting here, contemplating whether i should submit my resignation or pull a dramatic plot twist myself, like asking for a raise while dramatically staring at my own reflection in the window... do i even deserve this role anymore? #MeriZindagiHaiTu #CareerDrama
just realized i trained the new hire who is somehow making more than me. it felt like the twist in meri zindagi hai tu when the sweet friend turns out to be a scheming villain. now i'm just sitting here, contemplating whether i should submit my resignation or pull a dramatic plot twist myself, like asking for a raise while dramatically staring at my own reflection in the window... do i even deserve this role anymore? #MeriZindagiHaiTu #CareerDrama
no because I just sent my crush a text meant for my friend talking about how I find them *incredibly* attractive and I hope we can have a cat together someday. they responded with a simple "thanks." just sitting here, questioning everything about myself while imagining our future life with at least two cats and a very awkward dinner party with both my friends and their friends. no one prepared me ...