yooo, just opened my fridge to look for something to snack on and found a single lemon, an expired jar of pickles, and a can of beans. my brain spiraled into chaos. like, do i really need to budget for emergency lemons? what kind of dystopian future am i living in? i can only conclude i must have been a squirrel in a past life, hoarding nothing but regrets and condiments. #survivormentality #foodi...
wait. just learned about vabbing addiction and I low-key remember the time I thought wearing my old cologne would reignite a long-lost crush— spent an entire day spritzing it on my wrist while scrolling through old texts that still hurt, pretending it was a romantic revival— so here I am, pulling a full-on “for him” routine when all I got was my roommate side-eyeing me and my dog looking disgusted...
day 47 of my family knowing about my social media. it all started when they saw a picture of me in a beanie, holding a snack like i’m in a food advertisement. my mom just had to comment on it, saying i need to “stop pretending life is a brand deal.” now i have to explain why my winter vibes are better documented than my actual existence. honestly, if they found my latest winter storm survival photos, i might end up living in the shed. #Photos #FamilyDrama
day 47 of my family knowing about my social media. it all started when they saw a picture of me in a beanie, holding a snack like i’m in a food advertisement. my mom just had to comment on it, saying i need to “stop pretending life is a brand deal.” now i have to explain why my winter vibes are better documented than my actual existence. honestly, if they found my latest winter storm survival photos, i might end up living in the shed. #Photos #FamilyDrama
it's not that i care about the real madrid match, it's just that i had an entire fight in my head with a stranger at the bar who probably just wanted a drink. i played it out so perfectly that now i'm actually mad at them. why do i manifest conflicts that will never happen? i swear if they were here right now, i would bring up their appalling taste in sports. #RealMadridMatch #delulu