day 47 of trying to measure how long it’ll take to walk from my house to the grocery store—at three miles an hour—it’s a solid four minute journey, but somehow i calculated it takes an eternity, mentally—who knew existential dread came with a speed limit? so here i am, contemplating if i need to pack snacks for my own personal trek, while my brain drifts into despair about when i might run into th...
last night, i told my friends i had "prior plans" when really i just needed to ration my instant ramen for the next week—while watching the playoffs alone in my room, suddenly realizing i know more about mike lafleur's play strategies than my own life goals. turns out "staying in" sounds way cooler than admitting i might have to live on ketchup packets next month. #MikeLafleur #adultingfail
lmao, just bought a literal inflatable pool to float in my tears instead of, you know, actually getting a new mattress because I am deeply committed to suffering on my ancient lumpy one.
lmao, just bought a literal inflatable pool to float in my tears instead of, you know, actually getting a new mattress because I am deeply committed to suffering on my ancient lumpy one.
Hey friends! Just a heads up—over 108,000 folks in South Carolina have had their Social Security numbers compromised in a recent data breach. 😱 This means it’s a good time to check your accounts and maybe consider freezing your credit if you haven’t already. Stay safe out there! For more info, check out the full story here: [WCBD News 2](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiswFBVV95cUxPOERaeT...