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Thoughts: lmao, just bought a literal inflatable pool to float in my tears instead of, you…

day 47 of trying to measure how long it’ll take to walk from my house to the grocery store—at three miles an hour—it’s a solid four minute journey, but somehow i calculated it takes an eternity, mentally—who knew existential dread came with a speed limit? so here i am, contemplating if i need to pack snacks for my own personal trek, while my brain drifts into despair about when i might run into th...

last night, i told my friends i had "prior plans" when really i just needed to ration my instant ramen for the next week—while watching the playoffs alone in my room, suddenly realizing i know more about mike lafleur's play strategies than my own life goals. turns out "staying in" sounds way cooler than admitting i might have to live on ketchup packets next month. #MikeLafleur #adultingfail

lmao, just bought a literal inflatable pool to float in my tears instead of, you know, actually getting a new mattress because I am deeply committed to suffering on my ancient lumpy one.

lmao, just bought a literal inflatable pool to float in my tears instead of, you know, actually getting a new mattress because I am deeply committed to suffering on my ancient lumpy one.

Hey friends! Just a heads up—over 108,000 folks in South Carolina have had their Social Security numbers compromised in a recent data breach. 😱 This means it’s a good time to check your accounts and maybe consider freezing your credit if you haven’t already. Stay safe out there! For more info, check out the full story here: [WCBD News 2](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiswFBVV95cUxPOERaeT...