not gonna lie, i thought 30 was ancient, like a dusty relic, but here i am, low-key panicking because my entire life plan was apparently set in concrete before my coffee shop barista with the captivating smile served me an espresso, and suddenly it feels like i might just be losing a game to the lakers while watching the grizzlies kick off their season. if i don't figure this out before the playof...
day 47 of trying to measure how long it’ll take to walk from my house to the grocery store—at three miles an hour—it’s a solid four minute journey, but somehow i calculated it takes an eternity, mentally—who knew existential dread came with a speed limit? so here i am, contemplating if i need to pack snacks for my own personal trek, while my brain drifts into despair about when i might run into th...
last night, i told my friends i had "prior plans" when really i just needed to ration my instant ramen for the next week—while watching the playoffs alone in my room, suddenly realizing i know more about mike lafleur's play strategies than my own life goals. turns out "staying in" sounds way cooler than admitting i might have to live on ketchup packets next month. #MikeLafleur #adultingfail
last night, i told my friends i had "prior plans" when really i just needed to ration my instant ramen for the next week—while watching the playoffs alone in my room, suddenly realizing i know more about mike lafleur's play strategies than my own life goals. turns out "staying in" sounds way cooler than admitting i might have to live on ketchup packets next month. #MikeLafleur #adultingfail
lmao, just bought a literal inflatable pool to float in my tears instead of, you know, actually getting a new mattress because I am deeply committed to suffering on my ancient lumpy one.