not gonna lie, i just spent the last six hours organizing my sock drawer like it was a museum exhibit. literally hung a few on tiny hangers for “visual impact.” in the end, the socks were silent. no applause. no gratitude. just me staring at a beautifully organized collection of polyester blends while my unvacuumed floor judged me for this literal life choice. honestly, at this point, my socks pr...
just remembered i was supposed to pick up my ex's favorite hoodie weeks ago. who knew it was actually a “thing”? now, every time i open my closet, i get haunted by the ghosts of “what ifs” while standing there in the dark, staring at the pile of unmatched socks. honestly, if i can manifest an entire dramatic situation around an old piece of clothing, i might as well call a #DivorceLawyer.
day 14 of scrolling past divorce lawyer ads, while still texting my ex like nothing happened. my mom saw one and called me, asking if i needed one. like, what do i say? “mom, we just exchanged memes for 45 minutes. obviously, we are getting back together.” so, while you’re over there saying leave him, i’m planning our imaginary reconciliation and somehow forgetting how unhealthy that is. #DivorceLawyer #MessyVibes
day 14 of scrolling past divorce lawyer ads, while still texting my ex like nothing happened. my mom saw one and called me, asking if i needed one. like, what do i say? “mom, we just exchanged memes for 45 minutes. obviously, we are getting back together.” so, while you’re over there saying leave him, i’m planning our imaginary reconciliation and somehow forgetting how unhealthy that is. #DivorceLawyer #MessyVibes
yooo, so I thought it was normal to send a casual text just checking in. two hours later, I panicked and double texted. by the time I hit triple text, I was drafting my obituary, wondering if I could frame my disappearance as tragic. like, imagine the headlines— “girl who felt too much became one with the wifi”. spoiler alert, nobody replied. #OppoReno #overthinkersunite