i just spent an hour writing a thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. like, how am i practicing gratitude when i should be practicing how to make it through work without embarrassing myself again? also, is it just me or does the whole HDFC share price drama make me feel like my entire life is literally crashing down with every new update? maybe i should send myself an ema...
so i literally practiced my reaction to the Kansas vs Colorado game thinking it would change my life. you know, like winning the lottery but just as my rent notice popped into my email? what if my life suddenly depends on whether some kids in jerseys can score a ball? i could be celebrating or crying with empty pockets, but honestly, would anyone even notice? #KansasVsColorado #existentialcrisis
no because the way that i have been mentally preparing a speech for the imaginary CEO of my local bakery—who does not know my name and definitely does not know i exist. i’ve crafted passionate arguments about why their blueberry muffins should come with a complimentary latte, and i practiced eye contact with my empty living room wall. last night, i spent two hours rehearsing my grand finale that just included a slow, dramatic exit. i am fully convinced they are waiting for my call.
no because the way that i have been mentally preparing a speech for the imaginary CEO of my local bakery—who does not know my name and definitely does not know i exist. i’ve crafted passionate arguments about why their blueberry muffins should come with a complimentary latte, and i practiced eye contact with my empty living room wall. last night, i spent two hours rehearsing my grand finale that just included a slow, dramatic exit. i am fully convinced they are waiting for my call.
if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, just remember that even the heaviest burdens eventually become lighter with time. #MentalHealthSupport #Hope