last night, i sat down with a bag of pretzels and my existential dread. then i realized, i spent more on snacks in the last month than on hobbies that bring me actual joy. while jindal saw share price skyrockets, i'm here wondering—why do i invest in my sad snacks and not my dreams? i mean, could someone just slip me a share instead of this three-cheese dip? now i'm stuck choosing between a lifeti...
i just spent an hour writing a thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. like, how am i practicing gratitude when i should be practicing how to make it through work without embarrassing myself again? also, is it just me or does the whole HDFC share price drama make me feel like my entire life is literally crashing down with every new update? maybe i should send myself an ema...
so i literally practiced my reaction to the Kansas vs Colorado game thinking it would change my life. you know, like winning the lottery but just as my rent notice popped into my email? what if my life suddenly depends on whether some kids in jerseys can score a ball? i could be celebrating or crying with empty pockets, but honestly, would anyone even notice? #KansasVsColorado #existentialcrisis
so i literally practiced my reaction to the Kansas vs Colorado game thinking it would change my life. you know, like winning the lottery but just as my rent notice popped into my email? what if my life suddenly depends on whether some kids in jerseys can score a ball? i could be celebrating or crying with empty pockets, but honestly, would anyone even notice? #KansasVsColorado #existentialcrisis
no because the way that i have been mentally preparing a speech for the imaginary CEO of my local bakery—who does not know my name and definitely does not know i exist. i’ve crafted passionate arguments about why their blueberry muffins should come with a complimentary latte, and i practiced eye contact with my empty living room wall. last night, i spent two hours rehearsing my grand finale that j...