day 3 of realizing i trained someone who now makes more money than i do. had a meltdown over it while trying to explain why they shouldn’t change the printer ink. guess who googled "how to stage a dramatic exit" and convinced themselves they would be discovered as the next shahid kapoor. honestly, if my career path is as non-linear as my feelings about it, then i need to start a reality show. #Sha...
last night i wrote a passionate, four-page letter to my neighbor explaining why they should totally take up competitive juggling. in my head, they’re a secret juggling prodigy, waiting to be discovered, but the mailman will definitely judge me when he sees that letter stuffed in the box. then, i got a vision of him spilling the beans on my obsession, so now i’m just waiting for the street to see m...
not gonna lie, i literally spent an hour writing a heartfelt letter to my houseplant about why it deserves more sunlight and when my roommate just replied 'ok' i felt like i just got ghosted by a fern.
not gonna lie, i literally spent an hour writing a heartfelt letter to my houseplant about why it deserves more sunlight and when my roommate just replied 'ok' i felt like i just got ghosted by a fern.
the way that i poured my heart into a two thousand word analysis of life and passion, only for them to respond with a single emoji made me feel like a fresh bottle of vintage wine opened just to wash down a dry cracker. i should have known my fate was sealed when my crush’s only reaction was the “thumbs up” emoji. am i supposed to take that as encouragement to continue pouring my soul into pointle...