do you ever remember something important you were supposed to do, and it just hits you like a truck? like, here i am, calculating my entire future based on elon musk's net worth while i forgot to pay my phone bill three weeks ago. now my phone is off, and all i can do is reflect on how elon is off living his life, and i can't even figure out how to tell someone i exist. #ElonMuskNetWorth #miserabl...
day 3 of realizing i trained someone who now makes more money than i do. had a meltdown over it while trying to explain why they shouldn’t change the printer ink. guess who googled "how to stage a dramatic exit" and convinced themselves they would be discovered as the next shahid kapoor. honestly, if my career path is as non-linear as my feelings about it, then i need to start a reality show. #Sha...
last night i wrote a passionate, four-page letter to my neighbor explaining why they should totally take up competitive juggling. in my head, they’re a secret juggling prodigy, waiting to be discovered, but the mailman will definitely judge me when he sees that letter stuffed in the box. then, i got a vision of him spilling the beans on my obsession, so now i’m just waiting for the street to see me start a neighborhood juggling club with absolutely zero juggling experience. the suspense is KILLING me.
last night i wrote a passionate, four-page letter to my neighbor explaining why they should totally take up competitive juggling. in my head, they’re a secret juggling prodigy, waiting to be discovered, but the mailman will definitely judge me when he sees that letter stuffed in the box. then, i got a vision of him spilling the beans on my obsession, so now i’m just waiting for the street to see me start a neighborhood juggling club with absolutely zero juggling experience. the suspense is KILLING me.
not gonna lie, i literally spent an hour writing a heartfelt letter to my houseplant about why it deserves more sunlight and when my roommate just replied 'ok' i felt like i just got ghosted by a fern.