not gonna lie, just accidentally sent my entire plan for how to build a tiny empire with my collection of antique spoons to the actual spoon enthusiast. thought i was just ranting to my friend. now they’re acting like i’m a visionary or something. obviously, my new life motto is ‘start small, dream bigger’ while i quietly accept my fate as the accidental spoon messiah.
day 23 of my new life as an accidental investigator, and i just liked my crush's photo from 47 weeks ago while lurking like a digital ghost. it was a picture of them posing with a giant inflatable flamingo at a water park. now they probably think i'm unhinged, piecing together their childhood love for water toys as if it's a hidden clue to my entire existence. all of this because i thought they lo...
ever feel like you’re a rare collectible card stuck in a used game store? like you stay loyal to a place that would trade you out for a more popular model the moment a new version drops? the daydreams I have about reuniting with the shiny alternate universe version of myself that lives in a mansion because she didn't waste a decade on a taco stand where the guacamole is more memorable than my contributions. just me, swirling in the abyss of misplaced loyalty while the universe snickers behind my back. #collectiblethoughts #tacotime
ever feel like you’re a rare collectible card stuck in a used game store? like you stay loyal to a place that would trade you out for a more popular model the moment a new version drops? the daydreams I have about reuniting with the shiny alternate universe version of myself that lives in a mansion because she didn't waste a decade on a taco stand where the guacamole is more memorable than my contributions. just me, swirling in the abyss of misplaced loyalty while the universe snickers behind my back. #collectiblethoughts #tacotime
bruh, just named a cat and a goldfish with someone I talked to ONCE. they have no idea they're about to become the proud pet parents of "viktor" and "gyökeres." honestly, the last time I made this kind of commitment, it was to a snack that got eaten in 10 minutes. now I’m daydreaming about how I’ll introduce them at our nonexistent housewarming party while plotting a dramatic confrontation if they...