i once caught my neighbor peeking through the fence while i was researching how to raise tarantulas. we both pretended it didn’t happen, but every time i see him, there's this awkward tension, like we’re both holding a secret... as if he thinks i'm one creepy arachnophobe away from becoming a reality show.
so, I was literally just minding my own business, right? and then I accidentally peeked at my neighbor's phone while they were passed out on their porch. the wild part? they have a whole folder dedicated to photos of... hamsters dressed as celebrities. like, why is there a tiny hamster dressed as Beyoncé singing into a little hamster-sized microphone? now I can’t unsee it and I honestly have quest...
it's not that i can't cook. it's just that last week i literally tried to make pasta and ended up burning the water. now, i spend my nights wide awake imagining my future as the world's first financial ruin chef. honestly, who needs a stable job when you can serve up instant ramen and tears? #culinarydisaster #lifechoices
it's not that i can't cook. it's just that last week i literally tried to make pasta and ended up burning the water. now, i spend my nights wide awake imagining my future as the world's first financial ruin chef. honestly, who needs a stable job when you can serve up instant ramen and tears? #culinarydisaster #lifechoices
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this. it may be hard to see it now, but this difficult moment is just a chapter in your journey, not the whole story. take things one step at a time, and remember that brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #ThisTooShallPass