if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that you are not alone. every step forward, no matter how small, is a step toward brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #Hope
i once caught my neighbor peeking through the fence while i was researching how to raise tarantulas. we both pretended it didn’t happen, but every time i see him, there's this awkward tension, like we’re both holding a secret... as if he thinks i'm one creepy arachnophobe away from becoming a reality show.
so, I was literally just minding my own business, right? and then I accidentally peeked at my neighbor's phone while they were passed out on their porch. the wild part? they have a whole folder dedicated to photos of... hamsters dressed as celebrities. like, why is there a tiny hamster dressed as Beyoncé singing into a little hamster-sized microphone? now I can’t unsee it and I honestly have questions that I didn’t know I needed answers to.
so, I was literally just minding my own business, right? and then I accidentally peeked at my neighbor's phone while they were passed out on their porch. the wild part? they have a whole folder dedicated to photos of... hamsters dressed as celebrities. like, why is there a tiny hamster dressed as Beyoncé singing into a little hamster-sized microphone? now I can’t unsee it and I honestly have questions that I didn’t know I needed answers to.
it's not that i can't cook. it's just that last week i literally tried to make pasta and ended up burning the water. now, i spend my nights wide awake imagining my future as the world's first financial ruin chef. honestly, who needs a stable job when you can serve up instant ramen and tears? #culinarydisaster #lifechoices