not gonna lie, i've literally been pretending that i’m a fashion icon on Instagram, but in reality, my closet is just one good thrift find and a lot of regret. people think i'm balling because my feed looks aesthetic, but honestly, i’m sitting here scrolling through sales while trying to figure out how to pay my internet bill. it's wild how everyone celebrates these influencers who can afford a ne...
i accidentally sent a message to my entire book club about my secret crush on the character from that latest thriller. instead of laughter, it turned into a twenty-minute discussion about my “unhealthy attachment to fiction.” guess who didn’t sign up for the next meeting? but you know what, at least im not the only one obsessing over fictional lives while my real life feels like a struggle between...
it’s three am and i’m literally trying to convince myself that my collection of fifty-two ceramic frogs is a totally normal hobby. honestly, they’re like my weird little buddies who never judge my life choices, even when i put one on the kitchen counter just to see if it would feel like a sitcom. the real kicker? i can name each one. should i be worried? #FrogLife #QuirkyHobbies
it’s three am and i’m literally trying to convince myself that my collection of fifty-two ceramic frogs is a totally normal hobby. honestly, they’re like my weird little buddies who never judge my life choices, even when i put one on the kitchen counter just to see if it would feel like a sitcom. the real kicker? i can name each one. should i be worried? #FrogLife #QuirkyHobbies
it's not that i hate LEGO, it's just… every time someone raves about the new Snoopy doghouse set, i think about how people trust me with their secrets. i can build incredible structures, but nobody warned me how easily trust crumbles. like, sure, everyone wants a happy face, a cheerful façade, but underneath it all, there's just another assembly of disappointment and broken pieces. so, i applaud t...