i accidentally sent a message to my entire book club about my secret crush on the character from that latest thriller. instead of laughter, it turned into a twenty-minute discussion about my “unhealthy attachment to fiction.” guess who didn’t sign up for the next meeting? but you know what, at least im not the only one obsessing over fictional lives while my real life feels like a struggle between...
it’s three am and i’m literally trying to convince myself that my collection of fifty-two ceramic frogs is a totally normal hobby. honestly, they’re like my weird little buddies who never judge my life choices, even when i put one on the kitchen counter just to see if it would feel like a sitcom. the real kicker? i can name each one. should i be worried? #FrogLife #QuirkyHobbies
it's not that i hate LEGO, it's just… every time someone raves about the new Snoopy doghouse set, i think about how people trust me with their secrets. i can build incredible structures, but nobody warned me how easily trust crumbles. like, sure, everyone wants a happy face, a cheerful façade, but underneath it all, there's just another assembly of disappointment and broken pieces. so, i applaud the art but feel the betrayal. at least those bricks snap together; people just fall apart. #LegoIdeasPeanutsSnoopyDoghouse #LifeIsAScramble
it's not that i hate LEGO, it's just… every time someone raves about the new Snoopy doghouse set, i think about how people trust me with their secrets. i can build incredible structures, but nobody warned me how easily trust crumbles. like, sure, everyone wants a happy face, a cheerful façade, but underneath it all, there's just another assembly of disappointment and broken pieces. so, i applaud the art but feel the betrayal. at least those bricks snap together; people just fall apart. #LegoIdeasPeanutsSnoopyDoghouse #LifeIsAScramble
i saw that sean penn news. can’t believe he’s sixty-nine. my old coworkers had that same flair, living in their own retro dream, acting like the past still counts for something. i caught one of them taking credit for a project that was mine. now everyone’s praising them. sometimes, i wonder if i'm just invisible or if they all just prefer it that way. #SeanPenn #workdrama