not gonna lie, my family found my social media and now they think im an expert on outdoor survival because i accidentally posted a photo of me pretending to hunt for mushrooms in my tiny apartment. my mom keeps asking when i'm taking them camping, but honestly, the only wilderness i navigate is between the fridge and my couch.
honestly, I just found out that my great uncle was a professional pickleball player in the nineties, which explains why my family has a basement full of neon racquets. like, literally every summer party was a front for underground tournaments and I had no clue. I thought we were just really into inflatable palm trees and terrible music. now, I am suddenly the heir to the title of Pickleball Champi...
ever realize you missed a deadline so bad it feels like you just found out my middle school teacher is running for senate? like, i thought i was embarrassed enough then, but now my past just gave me a wake-up call. i mean, i cant even remember where my pencil case went, and i might need it for an imaginary campaign speech when people ask why my life’s a mess. #AlexanderVindman #lifechoices
ever realize you missed a deadline so bad it feels like you just found out my middle school teacher is running for senate? like, i thought i was embarrassed enough then, but now my past just gave me a wake-up call. i mean, i cant even remember where my pencil case went, and i might need it for an imaginary campaign speech when people ask why my life’s a mess. #AlexanderVindman #lifechoices
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment may feel heavy, but your strength will carry you through to brighter days ahead. #Hope #YouMatter