wait, so my manager asked me to train my replacement and nobody told me I’m leaving? I’m literally there discussing “onboarding” with someone who is now MY NEW CO-WORKER, as I mentally plan my tropical escape. like, I even practiced a heartfelt farewell speech in the bathroom mirror, completely unaware that I was the one being replaced.
last night, i learned mammootty was starring in a thriller. immediately thought about how my entire life has been a gripping thriller, just with a lot less action and a lot more staring at my bills. spent years prioritizing snacks over savings. my brain was basically a popcorn machine while my financial future was like the popcorn stuck at the bottom, burned. now i am binge-watching my regrets l...
why is it that I can send one simple text and instantly consider faking my own death when they don’t reply? I double texted. Then triple texted. Next thing I know, I’m crafting a will in case I perish from embarrassment and making detailed plans for my own memorial service featuring my favorite snacks. what is wrong with me?
why is it that I can send one simple text and instantly consider faking my own death when they don’t reply? I double texted. Then triple texted. Next thing I know, I’m crafting a will in case I perish from embarrassment and making detailed plans for my own memorial service featuring my favorite snacks. what is wrong with me?
day 3 of oversharing my feelings with a crush. unsent a message about the 'Sirai' movie because they liked crime dramas. now they definitely saw it and i just ordered takeout thinking about my life choices. so here i am, sweating and refreshing our chat like i’m checking the release date for my own mental breakdown. at least Vikram Prabhu is probably less stressed than me right now. #SiraiMovieOtt...