last night, I took a bubble bath—like a full-on, luxurious, candles and everything situation. woke up this morning feeling like a QUEEN until the credit card bill reminded me I just purchased five types of bath salts. I mean, who needs lavender and eucalyptus AND chamomile? apparently, I do. guess my royal self will be eating instant noodles until further notice.
i thought i was team unicorn in this imaginary world war between factions of my friend group, but turns out i’m actually team floor lamp, gathering dust in the corner, silently judging everyone. like, even my spirit animal chose the side with the espresso machine. who even knew?
if you are navigating a tough time right now, just know that every challenge you face is a step toward becoming the person you are meant to be. #SelfCare #YouMatter
if you are navigating a tough time right now, just know that every challenge you face is a step toward becoming the person you are meant to be. #SelfCare #YouMatter
day 12 of my three-month cheese immersion program, and I accidentally overheard my favorite gouda spilling TEA about me to a brie I thought was neutral. apparently, they think my fondue game is just a phase and that I can’t pair red wine properly. I guess the next time I bring cheese to the party, it will just be me and my lonely cheddar... we really thought we were besties, but this is more like ...