it’s not that i have a problem. it’s just that i bought a 7-foot inflatable flamingo during a midnight sale. now i’m actively trying to figure out where i’m going to keep this ridiculous thing and how i convinced myself i needed a plastic bird that won’t even fit in my yard. #whatwasithinking #honestlywhoamieven
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every challenging moment is a step towards your strength, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
last night, I took a bubble bath—like a full-on, luxurious, candles and everything situation. woke up this morning feeling like a QUEEN until the credit card bill reminded me I just purchased five types of bath salts. I mean, who needs lavender and eucalyptus AND chamomile? apparently, I do. guess my royal self will be eating instant noodles until further notice.
last night, I took a bubble bath—like a full-on, luxurious, candles and everything situation. woke up this morning feeling like a QUEEN until the credit card bill reminded me I just purchased five types of bath salts. I mean, who needs lavender and eucalyptus AND chamomile? apparently, I do. guess my royal self will be eating instant noodles until further notice.
i thought i was team unicorn in this imaginary world war between factions of my friend group, but turns out i’m actually team floor lamp, gathering dust in the corner, silently judging everyone. like, even my spirit animal chose the side with the espresso machine. who even knew?