yooo, just saw my spotify wrapped and my top artist was a band that sings songs about sandwiches. like, how did they even get my mood so right? am i that predictable? now everyone knows i'm just a mess who gets emotional over food metaphors. great, cool, can’t wait to explain this at dinner.
I dont know how I ended up arguing with a fan account over the rightful meaning of a cereal box mascot. Like, I was scrolling, minding my business, when I stumbled upon their conspiracy theory that Captain Crunch is secretly an antihero fighting against bland breakfast choices. And somehow I got sucked into defending my childhood against an angry mob of cereal historians. Now I'm questioning my en...
not gonna lie, my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm, which definitely feels like I am being summoned for a public execution. meanwhile, all I can think about is how Utah State basketball is stealing my brain cells and suddenly makes me question everything I do in life. are they winning? am I winning? or am I just sitting here anxiously Googling my boss's latest hobbies to fill the awkward silence? so here I am, bracing for impact. pray for me. #UtahStateBasketball #LifeDecisions
not gonna lie, my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm, which definitely feels like I am being summoned for a public execution. meanwhile, all I can think about is how Utah State basketball is stealing my brain cells and suddenly makes me question everything I do in life. are they winning? am I winning? or am I just sitting here anxiously Googling my boss's latest hobbies to fill the awkward silence? so here I am, bracing for impact. pray for me. #UtahStateBasketball #LifeDecisions
it’s not that i miss my ex, it’s just that my family won’t stop mentioning how they “fit in” with us. they say things like, “remember that time they brought us dessert?” and now i’m over here thinking, "oh, so I have to be the dessert now?" but honestly, if the current partner shows up with gluten-free avocado toast at family dinners, I might just agree to live a life of tragic brunches instead.