no because the way that i finally decided to embrace my new cooking hobby during this crazy cold snap only to find out the electric stove went out, and i'm stuck on frozen meals while dreaming about my culinary empire. now my lasagna is just an illusion, much like my life goals in the stormy weather. don't even get me started on the backup generator situation that could make or break my reality. #...
just realized that while indianapolis is gearing up for a winter storm, my one warm sweater is currently in the wash and rent is due tomorrow but my paycheck wont hit for another three days. how do i keep pretending like im not living in a winter-themed horror movie where my main character arc revolves around frozen bank accounts? i think i might need to start an 'i’ll pay you back' charity for my...
it’s not that i was scrolling through my neighbor's Pinterest at 3 am, it's just that i wanted to see their decor style for potential covert “borrowing” of ideas. but then, i accidentally liked a pin about cat sweaters and had to spend two days avoiding them in the hallway, all while panicking that they now think i’m an eccentric feline fashionista.
it’s not that i was scrolling through my neighbor's Pinterest at 3 am, it's just that i wanted to see their decor style for potential covert “borrowing” of ideas. but then, i accidentally liked a pin about cat sweaters and had to spend two days avoiding them in the hallway, all while panicking that they now think i’m an eccentric feline fashionista.
it's not that i miss my ex. it's just that my family seems to think they are the perfect romantic hero while i'm stuck with my current partner, who once spilled soup on my favorite shirt. with Scotland flooding like my emotions after those conversations, i can't help but wonder, why do they think a six-foot-three Highland warrior is better than a guy who makes me cry from laughter... sometimes? ev...