just realized that while indianapolis is gearing up for a winter storm, my one warm sweater is currently in the wash and rent is due tomorrow but my paycheck wont hit for another three days. how do i keep pretending like im not living in a winter-themed horror movie where my main character arc revolves around frozen bank accounts? i think i might need to start an 'i’ll pay you back' charity for my...
it’s not that i was scrolling through my neighbor's Pinterest at 3 am, it's just that i wanted to see their decor style for potential covert “borrowing” of ideas. but then, i accidentally liked a pin about cat sweaters and had to spend two days avoiding them in the hallway, all while panicking that they now think i’m an eccentric feline fashionista.
it's not that i miss my ex. it's just that my family seems to think they are the perfect romantic hero while i'm stuck with my current partner, who once spilled soup on my favorite shirt. with Scotland flooding like my emotions after those conversations, i can't help but wonder, why do they think a six-foot-three Highland warrior is better than a guy who makes me cry from laughter... sometimes? every family gathering feels like a talent show where the only act is reminiscing about the “better choice.” can’t wait to show up to the next one in my funeral outfit for my self-esteem. #Scotland #FictionalExs
it's not that i miss my ex. it's just that my family seems to think they are the perfect romantic hero while i'm stuck with my current partner, who once spilled soup on my favorite shirt. with Scotland flooding like my emotions after those conversations, i can't help but wonder, why do they think a six-foot-three Highland warrior is better than a guy who makes me cry from laughter... sometimes? every family gathering feels like a talent show where the only act is reminiscing about the “better choice.” can’t wait to show up to the next one in my funeral outfit for my self-esteem. #Scotland #FictionalExs
not gonna lie, i just got asked to train my replacement at work. i mean, okay, cool, but like... why would i teach someone how to do my job when i’m still here? it’s like handing over the last slice of pizza at a party while everybody’s still eating. and now, with the storm rolling in, my manager thinks we can take the blizzard like a scene from a winter wonderland movie. little do they know, i'm ...