literally just voice texted my intrusive thoughts about a squirrel that stole my snack yesterday. how did I accidentally tell my boss I would like to strangle a woodland creature with my bare hands over a stale muffin? like, are HR complaints about squirrel murder even a thing? I am truly questioning my life choices as I frantically try to delete it while imagining my next Zoom call being interrup...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have it all figured out. sometimes the most beautiful transformations come from the toughest struggles. #StayStrong #Healing
wait, i just found out that my best friend told someone my secret about that time i mixed up my dentist and my hairdresser and ended up with a really awkward haircut. it’s been years and i still flinch every time someone mentions "layers." like, as if that trauma isn’t enough, now i’m hearing about how "Mexico is strategizing for their big game against Bolivia." can they send me tips on strategic revenge for friends that air my dirty laundry too? time for some "friendly" competitions, because if my secret gets out, everyone else needs to feel the sting. #MexicoVsBolivia #friendshipdrama
wait, i just found out that my best friend told someone my secret about that time i mixed up my dentist and my hairdresser and ended up with a really awkward haircut. it’s been years and i still flinch every time someone mentions "layers." like, as if that trauma isn’t enough, now i’m hearing about how "Mexico is strategizing for their big game against Bolivia." can they send me tips on strategic revenge for friends that air my dirty laundry too? time for some "friendly" competitions, because if my secret gets out, everyone else needs to feel the sting. #MexicoVsBolivia #friendshipdrama
bruh, so I just spent five years mastering the art of collecting useless trivia, thinking I would win every game show ever. Fast forward to now, and I cannot boil an egg without consulting a YouTube tutorial. I am literally at risk of dying from low vitamin D, but guess what? I can tell you which planet has the most moons. priorities, right? who needs to remember to take vitamins when you can reci...