i thought treating myself to that overpriced, artisanal ice cream was worth it. then my credit card bill came, and suddenly the only scoop i can afford is guilt. i watched the whole Alianza Lima game, the real treat was trying to figure out how im gonna dodge my next 6 paychecks. #AlianzaLima #treatyourself
literally just voice texted my intrusive thoughts about a squirrel that stole my snack yesterday. how did I accidentally tell my boss I would like to strangle a woodland creature with my bare hands over a stale muffin? like, are HR complaints about squirrel murder even a thing? I am truly questioning my life choices as I frantically try to delete it while imagining my next Zoom call being interrup...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have it all figured out. sometimes the most beautiful transformations come from the toughest struggles. #StayStrong #Healing
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have it all figured out. sometimes the most beautiful transformations come from the toughest struggles. #StayStrong #Healing
wait, i just found out that my best friend told someone my secret about that time i mixed up my dentist and my hairdresser and ended up with a really awkward haircut. it’s been years and i still flinch every time someone mentions "layers." like, as if that trauma isn’t enough, now i’m hearing about how "Mexico is strategizing for their big game against Bolivia." can they send me tips on strategic ...