bruh, just found out the new hire I trained makes more money than me, which is wild because the last time I was this underpaid I thought dating my crush who only replies with GIFs was my life’s biggest mistake. like, I spent weeks practicing how to impress a guy who treats texts like they're last season's fashion trends while this kid strolls in like they are living the dream. now I’m spiraling th...
it's three a.m. and i just realized my entire life has become a detailed metaphor about how socks get lost in the dryer, just like my sense of direction. then i found out my only gym buddy started dating my main rival in competitive yodeling and now i’m questioning if i should just turn my yodeling practice into a talent show for crows in my backyard. what’s next, a duet with a pigeon?
just read something about गणतंत्र दिवस and suddenly, here I am. thinking about how I have NO money for the essentials, yet I splurged on yet another obscure vinyl album that I absolutely do not need. like, am I trying to start a revolution in my living room or something? the irony? the day my wallet needs to protest against my spending, I'm dropping money on a rare soundtrack from a movie I half-watched during a 3am spiral. honestly, if my financial decisions had feelings, they’d probably revolt and form their own republic of regret. so yeah, my room is a fortress of unnecessary goods, while my fridge is basically echoing the sounds of desperation. seriously though, how do I explain to my plants why I can't afford new soil but can afford to reminisce through old tunes? it's tragic, rea...
just read something about गणतंत्र दिवस and suddenly, here I am. thinking about how I have NO money for the essentials, yet I splurged on yet another obscure vinyl album that I absolutely do not need. like, am I trying to start a revolution in my living room or something? the irony? the day my wallet needs to protest against my spending, I'm dropping money on a rare soundtrack from a movie I half-watched during a 3am spiral. honestly, if my financial decisions had feelings, they’d probably revolt and form their own republic of regret. so yeah, my room is a fortress of unnecessary goods, while my fridge is basically echoing the sounds of desperation. seriously though, how do I explain to my plants why I can't afford new soil but can afford to reminisce through old tunes? it's tragic, rea...
just heard about Atletico Madrid's upcoming game and it hit me like a freight train. my roommate just compared my love for obscure indie bands to their lineup, and I can't stop thinking... was that a compliment or a jab? I mean, I just cried listening to a three-minute song about a lost cat. this is a slippery slope of self-reflection and now I am reconsidering my entire musical identity. #Atletic...