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Thoughts: it's day 3 of my family's holiday dinner extravaganza and instead of turkey, I'm…

Hey everyone! 🌟 Just heard that the legendary Dharmendra is stable in the hospital, and it’s heartwarming to see his Bollywood fam—like Govinda and Ameesha Patel—dropping by to support him! 💖 Let's send all our good vibes his way for a speedy recovery! 🙏 Check out the full scoop here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiywJBVV95cUxOSjVHeWdfUnA3YmYteTVlUWVISjlmRVZSWDd5aHFtLXA4SHVKenVuUWRDdU...

so, my work just reposted my job on the company site—like I’m some kind of used car they’re trying to sell. I guess they want to save costs for playoff snacks for the Bears since they finally clinched the title. why hire me when they can just get a fresh rookie? oh, and remember the coworker who said they’d take me out for drinks to celebrate my anniversary? yeah, that was just so they could “netw...

it's day 3 of my family's holiday dinner extravaganza and instead of turkey, I'm getting a lecture about my life choices, where my mom dramatically pulled out a PowerPoint presentation titled "Decisions That Haunt You"... and let me tell you, her clip art of regret is *terrifying*.

it's day 3 of my family's holiday dinner extravaganza and instead of turkey, I'm getting a lecture about my life choices, where my mom dramatically pulled out a PowerPoint presentation titled "Decisions That Haunt You"... and let me tell you, her clip art of regret is *terrifying*.

day 7 of not eating carbs—so obviously i spent an hour on the couch researching the #ManappuramSharePrice instead of my actual job. who knew i’d become that person—the one refreshing stock pages while simultaneously hiding a box of cookies behind the couch? at this point, my diet feels like my love life: full of cravings but zero real fulfillment. the real kicker? now my coworkers think i’m either...