so, my work just reposted my job on the company site—like I’m some kind of used car they’re trying to sell. I guess they want to save costs for playoff snacks for the Bears since they finally clinched the title. why hire me when they can just get a fresh rookie? oh, and remember the coworker who said they’d take me out for drinks to celebrate my anniversary? yeah, that was just so they could “netw...
it's day 3 of my family's holiday dinner extravaganza and instead of turkey, I'm getting a lecture about my life choices, where my mom dramatically pulled out a PowerPoint presentation titled "Decisions That Haunt You"... and let me tell you, her clip art of regret is *terrifying*.
day 7 of not eating carbs—so obviously i spent an hour on the couch researching the #ManappuramSharePrice instead of my actual job. who knew i’d become that person—the one refreshing stock pages while simultaneously hiding a box of cookies behind the couch? at this point, my diet feels like my love life: full of cravings but zero real fulfillment. the real kicker? now my coworkers think i’m either super focused or just broke—but i'm really just procrastinating from the gym and my feelings. #DramaticDieting
day 7 of not eating carbs—so obviously i spent an hour on the couch researching the #ManappuramSharePrice instead of my actual job. who knew i’d become that person—the one refreshing stock pages while simultaneously hiding a box of cookies behind the couch? at this point, my diet feels like my love life: full of cravings but zero real fulfillment. the real kicker? now my coworkers think i’m either super focused or just broke—but i'm really just procrastinating from the gym and my feelings. #DramaticDieting
so my ex told me they weren't ready for a relationship, which is fine, right? but then like six months later I see them getting ENGAGED on social media while I'm here stuck watching another boring meeting and pretending to care about stock fluctuations in UPL. ngl, the only thing rising faster than that share price is my blood pressure. #UplSharePrice #relatable