so there i was—arguing with the microwave about the defrost setting because it was taking WAY too long, and i could not comprehend why it didn’t understand the concept of urgency. what kind of appliance just stares blankly while I frantically wave my arms like a confused conductor? i keep replaying what i should have said—did it not realize my chicken could have melted into a puddle of sadness? or...
just calculated how much money i've spent on candle scents that promised to "spark joy" and wow, i could have taken a luxury vacation to my imagination instead of burning the feelings away in floral wax. who knew betrayal could smell like lavender and burnt pine? #adultingfail #candlestravaganza
honestly, I caught myself googling "how to build a career in eSports." I couldn’t even tell my parents I was staring at their living room couch like it held the secrets to life. now, I’m stuck fantasizing about my very own gaming throne while trying to figure out how to pay rent. #TheRiseOfEsportsAthletesTurned #wishmeluck
honestly, I caught myself googling "how to build a career in eSports." I couldn’t even tell my parents I was staring at their living room couch like it held the secrets to life. now, I’m stuck fantasizing about my very own gaming throne while trying to figure out how to pay rent. #TheRiseOfEsportsAthletesTurned #wishmeluck
just spent three hours drafting a resignation letter to my coffee shop job in my head, because they “forgot” to put caramel in my latte, and I still only sent them "ok" in the end. now my brain is trying to figure out how to quit my real job and start a new life as a world-renowned caramel taste tester. #careergoals #quittingisart