the way that the government decided to hand out free cooking gas on holi while my boss just doubled my workload feels like the ultimate cosmic joke. i can barely handle boiling water for my sad instant noodles, and now i have to figure out how to manage all this stress before my creativity combusts. honestly, what’s the point of celebrating when my work-life balance is apparently as mythical as co...
honestly just realized my parents were my age when they finished painting their whole house while i can’t even finish a microwave dinner without it exploding. literally. i don’t know how they managed all that with just one Amazon order and a home improvement podcast. i can barely keep my plants alive, and they were building fences and throwing dinner parties. like, how was this the same timeline? ...
the way that i just realized if i had picked that weird elective about medieval knitting in high school, i could have been a famous influencer known for knitting armor instead of just watching it on my couch. now, i sit here feeling sad for a knight who’s too busy being fictional to send me a thank you note for all the armored sweaters i never knitted for them. no one talks about how i could have been their personal “chainmail by the sea” sensation. now i’m just one failed life choice away from crafting medieval dreams for imaginary knights who will never know my name.
the way that i just realized if i had picked that weird elective about medieval knitting in high school, i could have been a famous influencer known for knitting armor instead of just watching it on my couch. now, i sit here feeling sad for a knight who’s too busy being fictional to send me a thank you note for all the armored sweaters i never knitted for them. no one talks about how i could have been their personal “chainmail by the sea” sensation. now i’m just one failed life choice away from crafting medieval dreams for imaginary knights who will never know my name.
no because my coworker just forwarded my private message to the entire team. it was a heartfelt message about how I just really wanted a day off to color my life in vivid shades like holi, instead of blending in with the work grind. now my boss wants to discuss "creative approaches" during our next meeting. suddenly, I'm manifesting a new job instead of color. #Holi #whoops