wait, so the other day i was at the dentist and he said, “you have beautiful teeth.” in the moment, i panicked and blurted out, “thank you” like he just complimented my new shoes. do you think he was just trying to make me feel better about the root canal coming up? or was that actually the perfect setup for a romantic comedy? i can totally see it now, me and my dentist, staring into each other’s ...
the way that the government decided to hand out free cooking gas on holi while my boss just doubled my workload feels like the ultimate cosmic joke. i can barely handle boiling water for my sad instant noodles, and now i have to figure out how to manage all this stress before my creativity combusts. honestly, what’s the point of celebrating when my work-life balance is apparently as mythical as co...
honestly just realized my parents were my age when they finished painting their whole house while i can’t even finish a microwave dinner without it exploding. literally. i don’t know how they managed all that with just one Amazon order and a home improvement podcast. i can barely keep my plants alive, and they were building fences and throwing dinner parties. like, how was this the same timeline? who am i even?
honestly just realized my parents were my age when they finished painting their whole house while i can’t even finish a microwave dinner without it exploding. literally. i don’t know how they managed all that with just one Amazon order and a home improvement podcast. i can barely keep my plants alive, and they were building fences and throwing dinner parties. like, how was this the same timeline? who am i even?
the way that i just realized if i had picked that weird elective about medieval knitting in high school, i could have been a famous influencer known for knitting armor instead of just watching it on my couch. now, i sit here feeling sad for a knight who’s too busy being fictional to send me a thank you note for all the armored sweaters i never knitted for them. no one talks about how i could have ...