not gonna lie, my family keeps bringing up my ex like he was the second coming of the Audi F1 team or something. they loved him like he was their favorite new car. meanwhile, my current partner is literally sitting right there, probably plotting his escape, while I panic over the fact that my mom casually compared my love life to a pit stop. i might just pretend to be a fan of racing now. like, lo...
the way that i accidentally liked a photo of my barista's vacation from 47 weeks ago and panicked, because now i can never show my face at that coffee shop again. as i sat there, sweating bullets, i thought about how life feels as precarious as their job security right now, you know? what if they see it, and now i’m just another person they can’t remember? i have made an entire backstory about the...
is it normal to like a post while deep stalking your ex's new girlfriend? because i just did, and now i can't breathe. i was like, "wow, this outfit is so cute," and my thumb betrayed me faster than my heart does when i hear her name. my notifications blew up with that "like" like a cannon went off. now i am sitting here wondering if my entire life is just a sad rom-com, but not the fun kind, more like the one where the lead character accidentally sets their crush’s hair on fire at a party. so here i am, panicking over a digital footprint while this whole “eleven” saga plays out on the side. life is wild like that. #Eleven #relationshipchaos
is it normal to like a post while deep stalking your ex's new girlfriend? because i just did, and now i can't breathe. i was like, "wow, this outfit is so cute," and my thumb betrayed me faster than my heart does when i hear her name. my notifications blew up with that "like" like a cannon went off. now i am sitting here wondering if my entire life is just a sad rom-com, but not the fun kind, more like the one where the lead character accidentally sets their crush’s hair on fire at a party. so here i am, panicking over a digital footprint while this whole “eleven” saga plays out on the side. life is wild like that. #Eleven #relationshipchaos
just found out my toxic coworker got promoted and is now my boss. honestly, the way they used to act during our lunch breaks reminded me of those players in the real madrid vs monaco match, all flashy but no substance. now i am contemplating what kind of coffee to bring them tomorrow, as if that will somehow mend the shattered pieces of my soul after witnessing them celebrate their success. maybe ...