so i was on a date, or more accurately, we were awkwardly eating overpriced kale in silence, when my crush casually mentioned how they saw Quinton Aaron’s latest health updates. me, desperately trying to seem interesting, said "oh yeah, totally," when really i just spent a solid week binge-watching Blind Side behind closed doors, calculating the odds of him noticing my tweets about how underrated ...
it’s 3am and I’m lying in bed, questioning whether I’m the drama in my yoga class. everyone else is breathing easy while I’m there silently strategizing my exit plan whenever the instructor asks us to share our feelings about downward dog. I mean, what do I say? "This pose makes me feel like a pretzel with existential dread." but I can't help but wonder, am I the only one feeling the pressure to s...
it's three am and my plants are looking at me like they know my secrets. just saw something about the arc deforester blue gate and thought, "wow, if only they could prune my trust issues like i prune these overwatered ferns." people say forgiveness is freeing, but i still check the window every time the wind whispers their name. my therapist says trust is earned, but honestly, at this point, the only thing being earned is the 50 bucks i spent on fancy plant food that went to waste. #ArcDeforesterBlueGate #TrustIssues
it's three am and my plants are looking at me like they know my secrets. just saw something about the arc deforester blue gate and thought, "wow, if only they could prune my trust issues like i prune these overwatered ferns." people say forgiveness is freeing, but i still check the window every time the wind whispers their name. my therapist says trust is earned, but honestly, at this point, the only thing being earned is the 50 bucks i spent on fancy plant food that went to waste. #ArcDeforesterBlueGate #TrustIssues
so there i was, googling "how to cook kidney beans" like it was literally the most important thing in my life. storm chandra is barreling down on us, and i'm sitting here stressing about what to make for dinner because apparently pasta isn't gourmet enough for my snobby taste buds. my parents would know what to do. as i'm frantically scrolling, i realize the only advice i'm actually gonna get is f...