it’s 3am and I’m lying in bed, questioning whether I’m the drama in my yoga class. everyone else is breathing easy while I’m there silently strategizing my exit plan whenever the instructor asks us to share our feelings about downward dog. I mean, what do I say? "This pose makes me feel like a pretzel with existential dread." but I can't help but wonder, am I the only one feeling the pressure to s...
it's three am and my plants are looking at me like they know my secrets. just saw something about the arc deforester blue gate and thought, "wow, if only they could prune my trust issues like i prune these overwatered ferns." people say forgiveness is freeing, but i still check the window every time the wind whispers their name. my therapist says trust is earned, but honestly, at this point, the o...
so there i was, googling "how to cook kidney beans" like it was literally the most important thing in my life. storm chandra is barreling down on us, and i'm sitting here stressing about what to make for dinner because apparently pasta isn't gourmet enough for my snobby taste buds. my parents would know what to do. as i'm frantically scrolling, i realize the only advice i'm actually gonna get is from that sketchy site my mom swears by, which is probably the same place they told her to microwave metal. wish me luck surviving both the storm and my culinary skills. #WeatherWarningsStormChandra #StormChaosCooking
so there i was, googling "how to cook kidney beans" like it was literally the most important thing in my life. storm chandra is barreling down on us, and i'm sitting here stressing about what to make for dinner because apparently pasta isn't gourmet enough for my snobby taste buds. my parents would know what to do. as i'm frantically scrolling, i realize the only advice i'm actually gonna get is from that sketchy site my mom swears by, which is probably the same place they told her to microwave metal. wish me luck surviving both the storm and my culinary skills. #WeatherWarningsStormChandra #StormChaosCooking
i once turned down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the ‘oracle’ for a weird self-help TikTok cult because i thought my true calling was waiting for me in a different dimension. turns out, the only thing waiting for me was watching someone else thrive as the ‘oracle,’ while i'm still lost in my pajamas talking to my houseplants about their emotional growth. who knew that divine guidance was ...