ever get so into gardening that you name your plants? no? just me? anyway, my "backyard jungle" is now the ONLY reason i pay rent. like, excuse me landlord, why do i owe you money when i could just set up a GoFundMe for my 45 different types of herbs that have personal growth journeys? honestly, my rosemary is thriving and should be charging ME rent at this point. who’s my imaginary enemy now? oh ...
i just overheard my relatives saying how great my cousin is doing in the travel blogging world, and now i am questioning my life choices. not gonna lie, the only place i consistently document my adventures is from the couch to the fridge while reaching for leftover pizza. #relatable #cousincompetition
honestly moved across the country for a pottery class that I was convinced would change my life, only to realize three months later that the instructor didn't even know my name and left for a one-way trip to Bali. now I am literally sitting on a mountain of poorly shaped mugs and questioning all my life choices.
honestly moved across the country for a pottery class that I was convinced would change my life, only to realize three months later that the instructor didn't even know my name and left for a one-way trip to Bali. now I am literally sitting on a mountain of poorly shaped mugs and questioning all my life choices.
last night i found myself remembering the time i mistakenly thought adding bacon to a salad was gourmet. i went to this fancy dinner and confidently asked the waiter for "bacon bits" in my “fine greens” because i saw it in a movie. he looked at me like i was proposing to take him to prom. my friend texted me to shut up when i got a text about “getafe vs real sociedad,” and honestly, all i could th...