day 37 of working in a haunted office, and somehow my toxic coworker got promoted. they walk in like they own the place, despite everyone knowing they caused last year's morale collapse with that awful team-building retreat at a pet cemetery. now, as my boss, they give unsolicited advice about professional growth while texting someone during our meetings. today they said we need to embrace our 'in...
ever get so into gardening that you name your plants? no? just me? anyway, my "backyard jungle" is now the ONLY reason i pay rent. like, excuse me landlord, why do i owe you money when i could just set up a GoFundMe for my 45 different types of herbs that have personal growth journeys? honestly, my rosemary is thriving and should be charging ME rent at this point. who’s my imaginary enemy now? oh ...
i just overheard my relatives saying how great my cousin is doing in the travel blogging world, and now i am questioning my life choices. not gonna lie, the only place i consistently document my adventures is from the couch to the fridge while reaching for leftover pizza. #relatable #cousincompetition
i just overheard my relatives saying how great my cousin is doing in the travel blogging world, and now i am questioning my life choices. not gonna lie, the only place i consistently document my adventures is from the couch to the fridge while reaching for leftover pizza. #relatable #cousincompetition
honestly moved across the country for a pottery class that I was convinced would change my life, only to realize three months later that the instructor didn't even know my name and left for a one-way trip to Bali. now I am literally sitting on a mountain of poorly shaped mugs and questioning all my life choices.