yooo, just found out my friends are gossiping in a group chat while i’m over here contemplating the financial prospects of the adani ports share price like it's a Shakespearean tragedy. it hurts to think i’m sweating over my life choices while they’re sweating over what color shirt i wore last week. plot twist: i had a dream last night that i owned a cargo ship. clearly, i need to rethink my prior...
not gonna lie, just found out my coworker took credit for my project. it's the same feeling as finding out your crush is dating someone named "Velus" who somehow always makes it to every important game. like, congratulations, Velus Jones Jr. and anonymous coworker, enjoy that success. meanwhile, I am here with my excel sheets, a grocery list, and an awkward obsession with a team that has no idea I...
friday at four pm is the time my manager picks for existential dread. i can already hear the ominous tone of “quick chat” that hints at everything from layoffs to mandatory team-building trips. what if this is their way of telling me i have to attend a seminar on how to love myself more? the real twist would be if i fall in love with the awkward HR representative’s cat instead. #CorporateChronicles #SpiralingOut
friday at four pm is the time my manager picks for existential dread. i can already hear the ominous tone of “quick chat” that hints at everything from layoffs to mandatory team-building trips. what if this is their way of telling me i have to attend a seminar on how to love myself more? the real twist would be if i fall in love with the awkward HR representative’s cat instead. #CorporateChronicles #SpiralingOut
yooo, just heard about alexandra eala making waves at the Australian Open, and suddenly i realize i'm almost thirty, trapped in a life where my biggest achievement this week was reorganizing my sock drawer while she's out here making history. i thought thirty was for old people who have their lives together. but i don’t even have my breakfast routine nailed down! imagine the mental breakdown if i ...