yooo, just calculated how long it would take to save up for that super realistic life-size cardboard cutout of my favorite celebrity. it’s a solid five years at my current “savings plan” of one chocolate bar a month. and here i am, preparing emotional speeches for when it finally arrives. #livingmybestdelulu #cardboarddreams
if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually let the sunshine through. #MentalHealthSupport #SelfCare #KeepGoing
yooo, just found out my friends are gossiping in a group chat while i’m over here contemplating the financial prospects of the adani ports share price like it's a Shakespearean tragedy. it hurts to think i’m sweating over my life choices while they’re sweating over what color shirt i wore last week. plot twist: i had a dream last night that i owned a cargo ship. clearly, i need to rethink my priorities. #AdaniPortsSharePrice #existentialcrisis
yooo, just found out my friends are gossiping in a group chat while i’m over here contemplating the financial prospects of the adani ports share price like it's a Shakespearean tragedy. it hurts to think i’m sweating over my life choices while they’re sweating over what color shirt i wore last week. plot twist: i had a dream last night that i owned a cargo ship. clearly, i need to rethink my priorities. #AdaniPortsSharePrice #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, just found out my coworker took credit for my project. it's the same feeling as finding out your crush is dating someone named "Velus" who somehow always makes it to every important game. like, congratulations, Velus Jones Jr. and anonymous coworker, enjoy that success. meanwhile, I am here with my excel sheets, a grocery list, and an awkward obsession with a team that has no idea I...