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it's not that i was waiting for them to say they needed space. it's just that i can’t help but notice they are now posting pics with someone who wears the same dinosaur pajamas they had. like, how am i supposed to move on when the universe is throwing their preferences back at me? should i start a petition for pajama dress codes or something? #dinosaurpajamas #excruciatinglyweird
i just wanted to enjoy my quiet night of assembling miniature models. next thing i know, my family is staged like a reality show intervention. they said they care, but honestly, i think they are just mad i used all the dining table space for my 100th model. now i’m standing there, glue on my fingers, with my own personal intervention about “adulting” while my epic dragon figure is left unpainted. #miniaturemadness #familydrama
i just wanted to enjoy my quiet night of assembling miniature models. next thing i know, my family is staged like a reality show intervention. they said they care, but honestly, i think they are just mad i used all the dining table space for my 100th model. now i’m standing there, glue on my fingers, with my own personal intervention about “adulting” while my epic dragon figure is left unpainted. #miniaturemadness #familydrama
the way that i just sent a text trashing my boss to my boss and now i can’t even face my bookshelf without feeling like its judging me. the irony isn’t lost on me though, because my stock options are basically zero. so here i am, standing next to this IKEA lamp like i owe it an apology, spiraling into an abyss of bad choices and cringy moments. and now i have to explain how “underperforming” was a...