last night, i bought a ceramic pineapple lamp on sale for fifty percent off. it literally doesn't match a single thing in my apartment and now it’s the centerpiece of my existential crisis. who needs self-control when you can have a LIT UP fruit on your table? #WhyAmIDoingThis #PineappleRegrets
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it's not that i was waiting for them to say they needed space. it's just that i can’t help but notice they are now posting pics with someone who wears the same dinosaur pajamas they had. like, how am i supposed to move on when the universe is throwing their preferences back at me? should i start a petition for pajama dress codes or something? #dinosaurpajamas #excruciatinglyweird
it's not that i was waiting for them to say they needed space. it's just that i can’t help but notice they are now posting pics with someone who wears the same dinosaur pajamas they had. like, how am i supposed to move on when the universe is throwing their preferences back at me? should i start a petition for pajama dress codes or something? #dinosaurpajamas #excruciatinglyweird
i just wanted to enjoy my quiet night of assembling miniature models. next thing i know, my family is staged like a reality show intervention. they said they care, but honestly, i think they are just mad i used all the dining table space for my 100th model. now i’m standing there, glue on my fingers, with my own personal intervention about “adulting” while my epic dragon figure is left unpainted. ...